Nikki's Zombie Apocolypse Plan

So, the Zombie Apocolypse is coming. At some point. And we need to be ready. Provisions are good, but weaponry is a must. (There are many books and websites that you can read if you want more information.)




You must be able to carry your weapon(s) of choice, plus a way to maintain their upkeep. If you have a gun, you need ammo, and a way to fix it if it gets jammed.



A bladed weapon will require sharpening if it is constantly going into bones. It could also break and/or get stuck.



A blunt weapon e.g. a club, needs to be heavy so that more weight can put into the swing/throw.



Explosives are good if you are holding fort, but when traveling they need to be safe and secure.



Fire, ah the great fire. Good for setting a boundry, bad if it isn’t hot enough, if it’s raining, or if you have no fuel left. Very dodgy and dangerous.



You may want to consider teaming up with a couple of friends, not too many as you need to be able to survive on what little food you can find. In this way you can also broaden your spectrum of weaponry.



Note: skill is required to use most weapons.



Another note: keep a separate knife for cutting food and stabbing zombies, it’s just icky otherwise.



Good luck with your Zombie Survival, I’m off to my boyfriends to get him to kill the zombies for me.



P.S. If you see bodies slowly walking, dragging a leg, stiff movements and hear moaning at 9am, it’s just hungover students trying to get to their educaton. :)